Britney Buys Underwear!
According to TMZ:
Despite persistent sightings of Brit's bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place where Katie Holmes picked up her honeymoon unmentionables.
Spears charged up a camisole and thong for $1315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things. So many thongs, so little time!
Britney, who's a 36C, came in with a female friend, tried on everything she bought and was overheard saying "I could live here." Perhaps she should.
This is the best Britney news we have heard all week. She needs to be covering herself up and supporting herself. No more crotch shots Brit - please, we are begging you.