Ashlee Simpson tries to speak, fails

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ashlee_simpson_skechers_01-thumb.jpg Ashlee Simpson is helping to launch a new line of footwear for Skechers and at a photocall in London yesterday she said:

"Skechers is brand that is not afraid to going the beyond. I look forward to representing Skechers clothing line; I also hope to add a few more pairs to my wardrobe."
Read that first sentence again. Read it twice if you have to. Now picture it being said by a 3-year-old girl in her pajamas holding a stuffed teddy bear. Because that's the kind of person that should be saying stuff like that, not a 22-year-old woman. Ashlee's getting cute as hell, but I'm surprised she isn't required by law to wear a helmet and kneepads. A ton more of Ashlee Simpson promoting shoes after the jump. Half of which she probably ate because she thought they were cookies. NOTE: When I say 'cute as hell' I mean her chin looks like it needs to take a dump. If her and Jay Leno had a baby the kid's head would just be a giant butt.

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