Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton are reportedly trying to get gigs for New Year's Eve hosting celebrations in Miami, New York, or Los Angeles. Hilton wants $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet for her to host a party, while Electra wants just $50,000 and expenses. Left off the list was Kevin Earl Federline, who's willing to host for $12 and a hot sandwich. The sandwich doesn't even have to be hot. Or a sandwich. I believe his exact words were "a coupon for Arby's."
More of Paris Hilton celebrating her best friend Kim Kardashian's 26th birthday at Tao after the jump.
NOTE: From now on I'm referring to K-Fed only as Kevin Earl Federline. Why? Because you can't unlearn the truth.