Mike Sorrentino "Here's The Situation" Book Cover, Review

On : 2010 Oct 25

The Situation

'Jersey Shore' star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a new book coming out!

Titled 'Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore,' the tome offers invaluable insights for aspiring guidos and guidettes.

"The bible for Situation Nation," as Sorrentino calls it, will be released on Nov. 2.

According to a review posted by Jezebel, the book also has anecdotes, craft instructions (to make an "ab pillow"), a clippable "wingman" coupon, and a glossary for such "shore speak" as "battle," "grenade," "fresh to death," and "crush."

Here's an excerpt from the literary masterpiece: (via Jezebel)

Nine out of then times, the grenade is a grenade because she's ugly and fat. She's mad at you and at life because everyone is more interested in her hot friend. (On rare occasions, a cute girl can slide into grenade status because of a horribly bitchy personality, or for being obsessive and possessive about the guy she wants to be with. But possessive chicks are better described as Stage Five Clingers, which we'll get to in Chapter Eight.)

Who's going to read this crap?

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Comments

# Kim -10/26/2010 6:26:46 AM
OMG, are people really going to PAY for this load of manure?  Isn't it enough that we're subjected to his crooked smile & cocky-as-all-get-out attitude.  Yeah, he's got abs, but he isn't the only one! He's not even cute.

# david -10/29/2010 6:19:35 PM
I'm gonna read it.  It sounds funny.

# NUNYA BEEZWAX -11/3/2010 10:05:24 AM
I like him.  Try to redevelop a sense of humor and give the book an honest try.


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