Tabloid : Angelina Seduces Johnny Depp, Brad Still Loves Jen

Another week, another Brangelina-Aniston-filled tabloid. This week, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made it onto the covers of three tabs, Star ("Angelina & Johnny! Angelina sinks her claws into Johnny Depp"), InTouch Weekly ("Angelina threatens Brad, says she'll swallow a bottle of pills if he goes back to Jen") and OK! (Brad : I still love Jen, but can't leave the kids).

According to the gossip magazines, Angelina plans to snare Johnny Depp and she's already started-with the same wiles she used to lure Brad out of his marriage to Jennifer Aniston on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith! "The serial seductress" has been bombarding him with flirty e-mails and burning up the phone lines.

When she's not seducing Johnny, behold, she torments Brad using a dark secret! Because, Brad still loves Jennifer Aniston.

LOL. What will these mags make up next?

While the supermarket tabloids are telling imaginary tales about Jolie and Pitt's relationship, the couple seemed to be doing just fine at the Directors Guild of America Awards last weekend.

According to eyewitnesses, Brangelina was as strong as ever, showing plenty of affection for one another.

As for Aniston, the actress is busy renovating her new Beverly Hills home. The stunning house is now completed and Aniston is showcasing the finished project in the March issue of Architectural Digest.