Taylor Swift SNL Monologue

On : 2009 Nov 08

Taylor Swift hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend with a hilarious opening monologue - singing about everything from boyfriends to Kanye West.

Here are some sample lyrics:

"I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue."

"You might think I'd bring up Joe (Jonas), that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight, I'm hosting SNL but I'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la. And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor (Lautner)! But I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue."

"You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye (West) and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's okay. I've got security lining the stage. It's my SNL monologue. We have a great show. Kanye West is not here, so stick around. We'll be right back."

Funny and cute! check out Taylor Swift's Monologue Song from SNL. More videos below.

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# peetee -11/8/2009 5:19:50 PM

Okay, you gotta admit that monologue song a.k.a LA-LA-LA was really adorable, wouldn't be any better if Taylor swift is not the one who sang that song!
as for the anti-fans who say its booring... I say, "are you kidding me? You should open your eye balls a little bit and turn-on your sense of humor even once"

All the juiciest info plus the firelight video: Twilight Spoof: http://bit.ly/taylor-swift-on-SNL-monologue-song-plus-firelight-video

Never seen Swift as a vampire... LOL..peace out!

# Greg Delaney -11/8/2009 10:11:39 PM
this subject has been pretty  much beaten into the ground, but it still must be nice for Taylor Swift to take a swing at Kanye like that

# maggie -11/9/2009 3:33:45 PM
omg this song is so amazing i love u taylor

# natalie -11/9/2009 5:30:39 PM
lmao monolgue song soooo hilarious!!! la la la ha ha ha.... lmao...... gosh joe n kanye ur sooo messed up!!! taylor lautner is sooo hot... but taylor swift and taylor lautner make a pretty good couple.... I LOVE YOU TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!


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