David Cross Snorted Coke "Super Close" to The President

Comedian David Cross claims he snorted cocaine, "maybe 40 feet from the President of the United States" at this year's White House Correspondents' Association dinner.
During a stand-up performance this week, the former 'Arrested Development' star said he and his "fancy Hollywood actress" girlfriend Amber Tamblyn (pictured above) were seated "super close" to President Barack Obama when he decided this would be a good time to do drugs. From Politico:
"So I got to go because my girlfriend is a fancy Hollywood actress and she got an invitation to go this last time, so we went," Cross told the audience.
"But it's crazy and there's security, Secret Service is standing there ... I've got photos of all this. I'm there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table" he snorted coke. "Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!"
He then texted his friend to say, "No way you can ever top that."
Photo: David Cross' girlfriend and former Joan of Arcadia star Amber Tamblyn.
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