Britney Spears to Play Killer Lesbian Stripper in Faster Pussycat Remake

Britney Spears is set to play a killer lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino’s next movie - remake of the 1965 cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill!
She would star as psycho dancer Varla, who murders a man with her bare hands. She also has sex scenes with another girl.
“Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant.
“Britney is delighted, she thinks it could turn her career and her life around. A successful film could help her get out of her current nightmare.
“It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.” (source)
Reservoir Dogs director Tarantino is looking for a pair of Hollywood starlets to take on the roles of the remaining two strippers.