Michael Lohan Won’t Walk Lindsay Down the Aisle

Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be getting married but Lindsay’s dad says he will not be walking her down the aisle. Michael Lohan tells MSNBC’s The Scoop that his strong Christian faith won’t allow him to to do.
“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle... She knows about my (Christian) faith... she just wouldn’t ask.”
Yeah, right, she wouldn’t ask you but, it’s not the “Christian” thing. She wouldn’t ask you because she can't stand your big mouth.
To pretend like he cares, Michael added , “I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path... If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy.”
Meanwhile, the two lovebirds are in Miami hanging out with Samantha's family.