Paris Hilton has reportedly been banned from attending Sunday's Oscars. Paris had even splashed out $2m on a designer dress to attend the award show.
A wonderfully hilarious source said, "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."
Her most recent film, The Hottie and the Nottie, earned a 1.1 rating and took first place on IMDB’s Bottom 100 list.
The source went on to say that she may attend one of the after-parties, "She's tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity."
I'm sure she'll still be at the after parties, giving lap dance to convince young film executives to hire her for their latest projects.
