Britney's Bizzare School Visit

A source tells Us Weekly that a “scantily clad” Britney Spears showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school, saying she was there to pick up someone else’s kids. She apparently parked her car outside the school and spent 10 minutes smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for classes to let out.

“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who bravely approached Britney to ask if she was okay. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”

Adds the witness, “All I could think was, Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?”

As children began to leave for the day, Britney caused a commotion — “It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. So she was directed to a more secure entrance around back.

But before getting into her car and leaving (without any children), she talked to the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”