Britain's News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is going to adopt Chinese twins. On top of that, Britney also dropped roughly $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements, according to a source for News of the World:
"It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand.
"Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you're only 25!
"It's a case of too much, too soon with Britney.
"Not a week goes by without something strange happening to her now. She's doing herself no favours."
The paper says the popwreck is telling friends that "she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency." Can she even find China on a map?
