Paris Hilton has finally learned how to party like a rock star normal person! After being spotted “chain smoking all night and mixing her own vodka drinks with the bottles on her table” Hilton reportedly left Hollywood’s Les Deux and “was overheard telling pals she wasn’t getting behind the wheel.”
Congratulations, Paris! You’ve finally mastered the art of passing out in the backseat of a car at 2am and allowing a hired hand to cart your drunk ass home!
