Jack Nicholson has a secret handicapped son

According to Page Six, Jack Nicholson is known around Hollywood for sleeping around and getting random women pregnant, but now he's denying claims that he may be the father of an illegitimate handicapped son that he tried to keep a secret. "Five Easy Decades" is an unauthorized biography about Jack and says: "There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother's drug abuse ... These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans." Nicholson's lawyer is denying the claims, clarifying that Jack has four illegitimate kids, not five. And if you're wondering why he has so many kids with different mothers running around, Jack once said: "I'm interested in sex. I'm preoccupied with sex. I love it," he once gushed, according to the book. He also panned condoms, saying using them was like wearing a "warm garbage bag." If you're looking for a role model, this is it right here. Not using condoms because they feel like wearing a "warm garbage bag"? Man, this guy should speak at schools.