• Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer (not her lawyer/husband, the other one) cuts her off his client list. She probably tried to make him think it was his baby. [Us]
• Oh, Sienna Miller. The folks of Pittsburgh are seriously going to build a statue in your honor after you leave. Just so they can knock it down Baghdad style. [Page Six]
• This is why Maer Roshan will never be asked to do a television spot. [Gawker]
• Elenor Roosevelt was a feminist. Therefore she was a lesbian. And was in love with the only butchy gal around, Amelia Earhart. Don't believe us? Rush & Molloy have proof. [R&M]
• Michael Jackson has officially started wearing women's clothing. It's Saint Tropez, so, it's all good. [Defamer]
