Madonna, Shakira, Demi Moore

We’ve always loved Madonna. From the controversial “black Jesus” video to the fledgling movie career , Madge has always been chock full of surprises. Like the time she managed to dance up a storm with Shakira and Demi Moore and ignore Janet Jackson while simultaneously heading home before midnight with Jackson in tow. From Ben Widdicombe’s Gatecrasher today: Shortly after Madonna and Janet Jackson left the Lafayette St. hot spot around midnight, two giant black SUVs arrived and disgorged Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Penelope Cruz and Shakira. (It’s like the State of the Union Address: At least one high-ranking celebrity has to be in a secure location in case the place is bombed.) The foursome rolled into the club arm in arm. Ashton dragged Penelope onto the top of a corner booth to dance to ’80s hits, while Demi and Shakira whispered to each other on the dance floor. From Page Six today: Madge was chummy with fellow singer Shakira at Butter Monday night (our spy said they showed up “hand in hand”) and was spotted dancing on banquettes with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Penelope Cruz. But Jackson was holed up a few booths down and, “She was not invited to join Madonna’s crew,” said an onlooker, who told us the table drank “seven bottles of champagne and a ton of beer.”