Breaking News: Larry Birkhead IS The Baby Daddy

As expected Larry Birkhead has been revealed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn.  The obviously jublient Birkhead declared, “I hate to be the one to  tell you this, ‘But I told you so’!  The probability of paternity is 99.9999%.   Dr. Baird revealed the results to the court  announcing, “essentially he is the biological father“. 

Howard Stern responded to the results saying, “I am obviously very disappointed … I am not going to fight Larry Birkhead for custody.  I will do everything I can to make sure he gets sole custody.” He did say that he wou  like the transition to be “gradual,” so the baby can adjust and that he will be staying in the Bahamas.   Stern said that Larry is welcome to come to his home in the Bahamas and spend as much time with his baby as he would like and in what TMZ refer to as a ‘remarkable twist’ the two men hugged it out on the courtroom steps.

 However the battle for Dannilynn, Vergie Arthur, Anna Nicole’s estranged mother has announced she will continue her battle for custody of the baby girl.  “All I care about and all I ever cared about was the safety of Dannielynn.”  Her attorned has suggested she will look for dual guardianship with Larry.  Until the custody battle is resolved Dannielynn will be remaining in the Bahamas. 

So there you go, after all that Larry Birkhead is the father, no big surprise to those who’ve been following the whole crazy story but still Anna Nicole’s crazy ass mama wants to get in the way between Larry and little Dannielynn, will this story ever have an end point?  Probably not but paternity battles, batshit crazy relatives, copious amounts of drugs, billions of dollars, suspected murder/suicides - this has been better than any episode of Greys or Desperate Housewifes.  Whatever it is, it doesn’t even feel like a story based anywhere in reality anymore so who knows where it will turn next?

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