• If the mere image of Jimmy Buffett tripping on X and asking someone for a shoulder massage doesn't make you cringe, it probably means you blocked out those memories of high school tailgate parties. [Page Six]
• Did Jennifer Lopez took her deviant-private jetting lessons from David Pecker per chance? [NYDN]
• It doesn’t seem like Cassidy will be writing any lyrics about rolling over his competition. Too soon? Too bad, it's funny. [NME]
• So this is what Andre 3000 has been doing. You know, instead of making real music. [Pitchfork Media]
