• Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham ... it's just awkward. [People]
• Lindsay Lohan running into an ex in L.A. is like running into a call girl at Pastis. Completely unavoidable. [TMZ]
• Who isn't Jessica Simpson canoodling? Wednesday night it was Dane Cook, tomorrow it will be Johnny Knoxville. When she hooks up with Eva Longoria, then give us a call. [Page Six]
• Excuse the double Jessica plug ... but in this one we just want to point out how lucky Andy Dick's son is. [Lowdown]
• Dear Lord, why do things like this have to happen? Can you imagine if Susan Sarandon, Meryl Streep, and Kathy Bates tried to pull this off in Hollywood? [Mollygood]
