So, People really paid $1 million for photos of Anna Nicole Smith's fake wedding to Howard K. Stern? Well, they really did get their money's worth.
Just look at the beautiful photos on People.com. Ok, who are we kidding? There are flippin' terrifying! We know her son just died but jeeze. Couldn't somebody hose her down first?

They all honestly, really do look they were taking with a disposable camera. We especially think the shot about (with the a random dude standing behind Smith and Stern) is worth more like $5 than $50,000.
And as the photo after the jump hints, Anna Nicole should have definitely worn sunglasses. At least the baby is really, really cute.

Aww. See? Adorable. Anna Nicole should definitely hold it in front of her face next time.
Anna Nicole Smith [People]