David and Victoria Beckham To Move To Los Angeles, Become One Step Closer To Becoming Full-Time Scientologists

On : 2007 Jan 11

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Good news for Tom and Katie! Looks like their best buds from England are heading right into their very own neighborhood. David and "Posh" Beckham are ditching the United Kingdom and relocating right next door to their favorite Scientologist newlyweds as soon as David's contract (with Real Madrid) is up at the end of June.

Ostensibly, the Beckhams are moving so that David can star on Los Angeles' Galaxy team, but given that David is already 31 years old and no one in the U.S. gives a crap about soccer, we're thinking it was really just an excuse to ditch boring old Madrid.

As an added bonus, however, the move will also put David and Victoria in prime position to host "exclusive" impromptu shindigs with TomKat for brand-new besties Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, John Travolta and Kirstie Alley!

As for the afternoons, David will be able to pass the time by dominating in a sport where everyone is a full ten years younger than he is, while Posh can look forward to spending her days shopping with Nicole RIchie and feeling "enormously fat" by comparison.


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